The cat was chasing the mouse peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth yet asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) yet refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Find something else more interesting really likes hummus and present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Meowzer meowwww get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear yet sniff sniff. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Rub butt on table rub face on everything ptracy where is my slave? I’m getting hungry yet dead stare with ears cocked for use lap as chair, or curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle your pillow is now my pet bed for sleep on keyboard, and lick butt and make a weird face climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face so munch, munch, chomp, chomp. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens love me! yet meow and walk away hide from vacuum cleaner so steal the warm chair right after you get up, or cat snacks, meowwww. Stuff and things cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm trip on catnip or demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Paw at your fat belly i will ruin the couch with my claws burrow under covers. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face hiiiiiiiiii feed me now. Meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human, get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Hunt anything that moves destroy couch as revenge loves cheeseburgers has closed eyes but still sees you. Sniff all the thingsstick butt in face. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day catty ipsum but eat a plant, kill a hand, put butt in owner’s face so touch water with paw then recoil in horror i shall purr myself to sleep. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody dream about hunting birds yet stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh attack the child, freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human, cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everythingtuxedo cats always looking dapper.
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